-Animal Jokes
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn't have a bike!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass
What did the lezbian frog say to the other lezbian frog??
They’re right, we DO taste like chicken
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider
-Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mum’s so fat that when she stepped on the scales it said 1 at a time please.
Yo mama is so fat when she took her pants to the dry cleaners they said “sorry we don’t do curtains”
Yo mamas so dumb she bought tickets to see Xbox live.
Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth
Yo mama is so fat, when she stands on the weighing scales her phone number comes up.
Yo mama is so fat, when she put a yellow raincoat on, people yell ‘TAXI!!’
Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers.
Yo mama is so nasty that when I called her on the phone she gave me an ear infection.
Not much there huh... well then give me more! Send me some jokes my e-mail is in the contact bar at the top, so start sending! Oh and hey Levi I need some good ones so send them to me- Zane :D
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn't have a bike!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass
What did the lezbian frog say to the other lezbian frog??
They’re right, we DO taste like chicken
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider
-Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mum’s so fat that when she stepped on the scales it said 1 at a time please.
Yo mama is so fat when she took her pants to the dry cleaners they said “sorry we don’t do curtains”
Yo mamas so dumb she bought tickets to see Xbox live.
Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth
Yo mama is so fat, when she stands on the weighing scales her phone number comes up.
Yo mama is so fat, when she put a yellow raincoat on, people yell ‘TAXI!!’
Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers.
Yo mama is so nasty that when I called her on the phone she gave me an ear infection.
Not much there huh... well then give me more! Send me some jokes my e-mail is in the contact bar at the top, so start sending! Oh and hey Levi I need some good ones so send them to me- Zane :D